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Both sides have cranked up their propaganda machines since the 28feb26 start of the Iran war.  The Right can’t do enough happy dancing to celebrate the military operation’s success, and the Left has seen nothing but an illegal, pointless, and ineffective offensive that has failed to resolve any of the claimed issues for which the hostilities were launched by Israel and the US. Both sides are misrepresenting what is obvious from the unadorned reports about the goings on over the last month.

The latest load of bullshit is being shoveled about the much heralded 2-week cease-fire that was supposed to stop the missiles and drones, and open up Hormuz to the 400+ ships that have been bottled up in the Persian Gulf since the shooting started.  Well, none of that has happened.  And it is not a surprise to your intrepid commentator and to everyone else with a 3-digit IQ who has been paying attention.

Iran continues to fire missiles into Israel and the gulf states, and is keeping the strait closed while telling the world that some dubious negotiations are ongoing.  The only sucker at the table again is the US since we are the only ones who cancelled the ‘back to the Stone Age’ operation and have stood down our military hostilities.  President Trump is again being taken for a naif about his foreign policies and dealing with the lying and murderous ragheads in Iran.  The administration does not even know who they are dealing with and whether these guys are in charge of anything at all.

The proper way to have launched the cease fire according to Rebane Doctrine is to state that we will start a measured attack on their infrastructure, as previously promised, and escalate it until the strait is opened and ships are freely passing through.  The initial targets would be the major bridges, roads, and railways in and around Tehran.  This would then serve as a constant reminder to the thousands of Iranians who are now demonstrating in the streets in support of the regime by burning US and Israeli flags and continuing to shout ‘Death to America’ etc. 

If the strait stays closed, we start taking out power distribution facilities in the cities and create transportation choke points between the cities.  Power generation stations are next on the list, and last come the oil/gas pipelines, then storage sites, and finally the refineries.  The main concept here is that they take the next de-escalation steps first, and then we immediately respond with appropriate stand-downs.  But we never go first.

That Team Trump is not able to execute such an effective response continues to give credibility to the anti-American Left (aka Democrats), and create doubt and consternation in the ranks of Trump’s supporters.  So what cease-fire are they talking about, and who do you think is again the Patsy du Jour?

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14 responses to “The 7apr26 Iran Cease-Fire?!”

  1. Resurrected Hillbilly Avatar
    Resurrected Hillbilly

    Yes, the Prince of Peace force-fed America a shit sandwich.

    Our military is great but our leaders suck.

    To paraphrase the famous World War I saying…

    We are lions being led by jackasses…

    https://open.substack.com/pub/thebulwark/p/trump-just-fed-america-a-sht-sandwich?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=26vbls

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  2. scenes Avatar
    scenes

    re: Shit sandwiches. Cool. I can do my own substack link that means something or the other.

    “Note: you are living through the FAFO of all FAFOs just now. The USA is brooking no more aspersions from whomever is still left alive to speak for the jihad posse in Iran. These are the terms: open the strait, layoff the other Gulf states, surrender those thousand pounds of enriched uranium. You can still go forward in time as a developed nation, enjoy the modern Persian life. Or, you can go backward in time to the twelfth century without electric service, bridges, and other conveniences. Your choice.”

    “Over the weekend, further demonstration of what we can do. Such as, against all odds and expectations, rescue an American airman stuck under fire in the middle of Iranian mountain nowhere and do it with no casualties. The Lefty-lefties were so disappointed! No body-bags to celebrate. No Trump failure to trumpet. They were praying out loud Sunday to the Easter Bunny for war crimes they can do a hate-dance over. They insist the USA must be defeated in Iran so that Chuck Schumer and Hakim Jeffries can win the mid-terms. . . so they can destroy Trump in Congress. (Uh, okay, and then what?)”

    https://www.kunstler.com/p/not-bluffing

    So what does this all prove? Not much. Some conflict in an area that no one understands keeps on keepin’ on and is reflected in Orange Man Bad politics…all fed through a little computer screen to elderly White people in Nevada County and the like.

    Next up, an ‘Other Voices’ screed by someone about something they heard about fourth hand.

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  3. Rebane Avatar

    Re RH – As noted in my commentary and Mr scenes comment withstanding, our local acolyte of the Left presents himself as predicted.  What he and his ilk will never consider is that the previous presidents, especially of the Democrat color, only abetted Iran’s support of terrorism and march toward deliverable nuclear weapons.  It took the courage of Donald J. Trump, no matter how impolitically executed, to put a cork in that pipeline to Iranian hegemony in the Mideast and beyond.  Look what happened as the presidents who allowed North Korea to go nuclear, and the Ugly Fat Kid has no national interest in instigating a war with the US.  Compared to his predecessors, Trump looks like a genius in the execution of his Mideast foreign policy.

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  4. Don Bessee Avatar
    Don Bessee

    Sounds like terminal TDS sufferer mikey moore is channeling the former dark lord of liberal lament land! ROFLOL

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  5. Resurrected Hillbilly Avatar
    Resurrected Hillbilly

    The Strait of Hormuz was open before Trump started bombing…

    Trump owns that shitshow.

    Why wouldn’t someone think that Iran would be just like Ukraine?
    Persians are an old civilization, and proud. Generations of Persians who’ve had their family members killed aren’t going to love America with their hearts and minds.

    Local Trump cheerleaders, fat and happy in America, don’t seem to give a shit about all the innocent people that are dying, and have died already and during the Netanyahu/Trump religious wars.

    Middle Easterners without the military might of a superpower seem to be pretty good at terroristic attacks. I would expect more of that in the future.

    …but Biden

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  6. Resurrected Hillbilly Avatar
    Resurrected Hillbilly

    The Rebane Doctrine restated…

    All we need are bullets and bombs…

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  7. Resurrected Hillbilly Avatar
    Resurrected Hillbilly

    Dream team Witcoff and Kushner head to Iran…

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  8. Resurrected Hillbilly Avatar
    Resurrected Hillbilly

    Even Megyn Kelly thinks Trump sucks…

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  9. fish Avatar
    fish

    …but Biden

    Yes…..let it all out Chester! Let it all out.

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  10. fish Avatar
    fish

    Even Megyn Kelly thinks Trump sucks…

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    I don’t know how you manage it but even when you are being stupid you will go next level and outdo yourself by being Extra Special Costco Sized stupid!

    You’ll embarrass yourself less by saving your Megyn Kelly hot takes for Nevada City Peeps…….!

    Megyn Kelly?!?!

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  11. fish Avatar
    fish

    The Strait of Hormuz was open before Trump started bombing… (True)

    Trump owns that shitshow. (Also True!)

    Why wouldn’t someone think that Iran would be just like Ukraine?
    Persians are an old civilization, and proud. Generations of Persians who’ve had their family members killed aren’t going to love America with their hearts and minds. (Iran has enough internal issues that this falls into the “Presented without evidence” category)

    Local Trump cheerleaders, fat and happy in America, don’t seem to give a shit about all the innocent people that are dying, and have died already and during the Netanyahu/Trump religious wars. (I don’t recall a single emotional outpouring from you when the Iranian government was killing 20,000+ of their own…..and that’s just…this …latest time! It’s like you only care about the suffering of others when you can use it against Trump. Who’da thunk?)

    Middle Easterners without the military might of a superpower seem to be pretty good at terroristic attacks. I would expect more of that in the future. (This remains to be seen but probably….)

    …but Biden (You’re going to have to explain the “Biden” love. Biden’s been a scumbag since the very beginning. “Progressives” have hated him for years! Of course, in your faith beating Trump in the 2020 election washes all the sin from that dried out, old grifter carcass. You have an interesting theology….perhaps George would let you do a dedicated post explaining it.)

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    This has been fun….we should do it again soon.

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  12. scenes Avatar
    scenes

    re: fish@some unlisted time on Apr. 9

    I was considering the strong need for these crazy people to present DJT as a kind of anti-Christ (anti-Obama or anti-Floyd?), a uniquely bad person who is corrupt, stupid, evil, conniving, pervy, all at once. I strongly suspect it’s simply part of this secular religion that everyone talks about. Who Trump’s replacement will be in the light/dark good/evil role in a couple of years is unclear to me,.

    It might simply be that the most extreme zealots are all older and will go gentle into the good night of a well-deserved memory care center. A Two Minutes Hate can be set up in the cafeteria on a daily basis along with chocolate pudding.

    Enough of that. What it really got me to wondering about was the history of the Devil, a feature of some big monotheistic groups…Christianity, Islam, Zoroastrianism. Then the rabbit hole begins, stuff I didn’t know. per Grok, the Devil appears in Second Temple literature. Things appear like the ‘Book of Jubilees’. The Animal Apocalypse. etc. etc. oofta. once again my ignorance shows.

    At least the Maccabees weren’t burdened with Ibram Kendi and Robin DiAngelo.

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  13. fish Avatar
    fish

    At least the Maccabees weren’t burdened with Ibram Kendi and Robin DiAngelo.

    No doubt they had their grifting fools as well!

    (I haven’t delved into the religious histories using any of the AI tools at all but you’re starting to make me want to!)

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