George Rebane
And then there was one, but perhaps not quite. Comrade Bernie bites the dust because he couldn’t motivate anyone besides his clatch of useful idiots to back his campaign, and it turns out that not many of those dolts actually vote. So left standing, or is it tottering, is ol’ Uncle Joe the existential Bumblebrain of the Democratic Party. The reason I am not closing out this Dropout Derby today is that methinks the DNC has something up its sleeve โ you do recall that to those masterminds our primaries don’t mean a thing if it doesn’t deliver the swing to their preferred candidate? And there stands in the wings Gov Andy of Albany, dutifully denying that he has any interest in the presidency, which of course is his consuming interest. The good governor, along with President Trump, are both using their ‘leadership on parade’ in this C19 crisis as the perfect platform from which to campaign during this extended period of social distancing and online politicking about who didn’t do what when. This will be an historical presidential campaign in ways that we have yet to count. In any case, this derby will end when the Dems choose their champion for November, and not a day before. (The astute reader will recognize that this delay makes no never mind, since either way Bumblebrain will be the last to ‘drop out’ of the race.)




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